Friday, January 19, 2007
Items that you must bring along to the pungent singapore zoo:
- mask/air refresher
- rubber band
- water bag
elaboration for...
item number 1:
Do not assume that the zoo might bring you into the virtual world of another dimension that is closest to nature and that you can take in deep breath wherever u like. The zoo is actually like a chemistry lab filled with ammonia gas. It doesn't take you very long to realize it because the dungs of different shapes and sizes are everywhere to be smelt
item number 2:
When you get bored at times please feel free to shoot at the tigers
item number 3:
The cost of 500ml of coke (at zoo) = The cost of 2 bottles of 1.5L of coke (at NTUC) If you decide not to bring any drinks on your own after heeding my advice, it's like telling everyone, "Yo everybody!! I have so much money! Pls rob me. Pls rob me." Exactly, you are a retard
It's obvious that the animals are not my relatives (as someone said otherwise) in any case as i can be clearly differentiated with the rest of the creatures
SALES: Winning eleven 10 or pro evolution soccer 6 tuition at the rate of $5/per hour!
BEST BET OF THE WEEK: Liverpool 2 - 1 Chelsea
siukwok* 11:29 pm
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